The mind of a soldier, a fullmetal heart, a titanium soul, Strength and Determination, insanity ans sanity, creativity and uniqueness. This is me living in this cruel and beautiful world.

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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homebeccer:

puppyresidue:

punkylemon:

mikki-tsukiyomi:

Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

I was disappointed by Randal in Monsters University. Everyone thought he was going to have this really tragic story but he just turned into a dick head on his own.

That was what made him so great though, at least to me, he had a backstory that was relatable and applied to real-life situations. Because people really do turn into dicks on their own once power or fame goes to their heads, especially in college

#you dont need tragedy to become a dick #thats the lesson

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

toothpast:

a-lovely-way-to-burn:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

Sing a love duet with me

can i say something crazy

I love crazy

all my life has been a series of doors in my face

and then suddenly i bump into you

But with you
I can find my own place

love is an open dooooor

until i slam it in ur face and try to murder u and ur sister

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etsy:

Seal of Approval stamp by witandwhistle.

obsidianchameleon:

thesadseasong:

obsidianchameleon

I HEARD U RLY LIKED ZUCCHINIS SO I DREW YOU IN A ZUCCHINI SUIT

NO I DON’T LIKE ZUCCHINIS I FUCKING HATE ZUCCHINI KEEP THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME I’LL TAKE YOUR ZUCCHINI AND SLICE IT IN HALF WITH A SHEET OF PAPER DON’T COME AT ME WITH YOUR ZJW BULLSHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR ZUCCHINI JUSTICE FUCK THAT SHIT FUCK IT BUT DON’T GET FUCKED BY A ZUCCHINI FUCK ZUCCHINIS FUCK FUCK SHIT 

zjw
zucchini justice warrior
zucchini justice warrior